The Top two Jokes Arab - Told by the Arabs

The self-ridicule is the weapon of the second century

The two best jokes Arab, the Arab, made by the Arabs but for the whole worldTo fully enjoy the humour, it is necessary to forget the borders between cultures, religions, and food, for heaven's sake. A guy leads a train and saw an arab lying on the rails and there, the driver said to him: what do You do. An american said to an arab: will You give me two boards, I'm a boat and the arab said: me, you give me your sister, I'm the crew. It is an arab who kills a police officer and called a seven and it says: Hello, the a seven. The switchboard operator answers: yes, and he said to him: And ben, you are more than Unix. It is an arab meeting with a guy. The arab said: Hello, what's your name. The guy said Thibault. The arab replied: Thanks, you too, you're baud. An arab curious request to another arab: Qua-is-what it means, I dont know. And the other arab replied, straight away: I don't know. A gentleman very distinguished sound to the door of a showy arab. That is out there. he asked as she. Hearing the answer, the guy leaves very, very disappointed. An arab walks in with his girl. It's raining, and his girlfriend falls, without it the note.

Another arab goes and says: You've dropped your papers.

During an interview: Have you ever been responsible in a job.

The arab said: No, but the boss, as soon as there is a error, it says that I am responsible.

An arab drag a English, he asks him to go out with him.

She replied: OH NEVER.

And he replies: NINE HOURS, OR NINE AND a HALF HOURS. Two arab brothers quarrel, one said: the Head of a pig, Ho.

And the arab replies: I listen to RAÏ

What a donkey, a Species of turkey. Their mother comes in and says: Ho farm. A young arab has two everywhere except in history. The teacher decides to call her father, who explains to him: I said, if you don't want to blow a belt, you don't do history. A French, English and Arabic organise an aperitif. The englishman said: I have brought the champagne. The French said: Me, the sausage. The arab said: I bring my brother. An arab wanting to be married, asks her mother: I want it large, white and that works well. Her mother said:"You just have to go get a fridge. Before for the bus, was paid for with eggs, except one who comes home with a chicken. The driver says: It IS WHAT IT is. The arab answers: It is the subscription. An arab loses his teeth. The dentist offers: a canine this is a, a molar c is five, an incisor it is two. The arab replied: met-me canines everywhere. There was a robbery in a bus, the burglar says: hands in the air all. The arab answered him: You scared me, I thought it was the controller. A French request to an arab: what's your name. The arab said to him ABDELMALEK and the French language: How it is written. Arabic: it is written with a pen. An arab has hailed a taxi, which stops further away and then walk back. The arab said: You're going to me from the back. The driver says: no, it is free.

The arab said: In me back then.

It is two arabs to the gas pump. A Arabic, a drop of gasoline on his pants, the other arab said: this is not serious, it's been a john diesel. To share a turkey, a Belgian, an Arab and a French must say the part in latin. The Belgian said garlic, the French said pattus. The Arab said TERMINUS and took the rest of the animal.